"I got standards, bro" - Ideal Man calculator for women. (2024)

Anyone know of this?

https://igotstandardsbro.com/

Couldn't find a version for dudes about women, I guess the metrics there would be hard to judge. Anyway, interesting results here, if you mess around with the stats. Made me feel better about myself, too.

I just added my stats and im only 7.5% of the population.

Shit im a catch. Like a rare pokemon card or something.

"""My ideal man
not married
white
At least 6' tall not obese
Earning at least $150,000 per year""

Probability

""According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 33 to 42 meets your standards is
0.18%
that is 0.31% of all white men in that age range"""

Woah so most women basically all will settle

Herwald said:

Anyone know of this?

https://igotstandardsbro.com/

Couldn't find a version for dudes about women, I guess the metrics there would be hard to judge. Anyway, interesting results here, if you mess around with the stats. Made me feel better about myself, too.

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If I was a girl, I would have a 0.0096% of finding my husband.

Meaning I'd need to meet around 10,420 guys to meet my ideal hubby. That's it? Easy work lol.

Oceanmachine said:

"""My ideal man
not married
white
At least 6' tall not obese
Earning at least $150,000 per year""

Probability

""According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 33 to 42 meets your standards is
0.18%
that is 0.31% of all white men in that age range"""

Woah so most women basically all will settle

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those are my my stats. Feels good man

serious

Oceanmachine said:

"""My ideal man
not married
white
At least 6' tall not obese
Earning at least $150,000 per year""

Probability

""According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 33 to 42 meets your standards is
0.18%
that is 0.31% of all white men in that age range"""

Woah so most women basically all will settle

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I put my own stats into the calc (using age range of 25 - 30 since I'm 27), and I'm apparently top 0.066% and 5/5 on the delusion score for a girl to get.

This calculation is dumb since half of the non-fat guys in NYC around my age would get a super high delusion score. Also, this calc weighs height waaaaaay more than money.

Doing my family members and friends lol:
Best friend- 0.32%
Dad- 3.4%
Uncle- 0.055%
My wife if she was a guy haha- 19.7%

Gonna bully my wife over this Seriously, though, this calc is dumb.

Edit: Any girl or guy using objective metrics like this for marriage doesn't deserve to be married and should be bullied for turning an intangible feeling such as a love into a checklist. So for the guys who score poorly, please don't feel bad. And for the guys who score well, this doesn't mean shit.

Can't wait to show my stats to the ladyyys at the bar.

You wanna chance at a .063% guy

no fat chicks said:

Can't wait to show my stats to the ladyyys at the bar.

You wanna chance at a .063% guy

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just make it into a tshirt it's more efficient

I’M A CHAD said:

those are my my stats. Feels good man

serious

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User name checks out.

I got 16,6%, and 30,6% of white guys, and a dellusion score of 2/5.

I'm Such a catch.

• not married
• asian
• at least 6' 3" tall
• not obese
• any income

According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 40 meets your standards is
0.0000%
that is 0.0000% of all asian men in that age range

Man according to this there are no Sherdoggers^^^^

0.0078%
that is 0.014% of all white men in that age range

Delusion score
5/5
You don't belong on this planet

/shrugs

no fat chicks said:

Can't wait to show my stats to the ladyyys at the bar.

You wanna chance at a .063% guy

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Wait. That might actually work. Give it a go, report back.

9.5%
<{chips}>

Edit: Clicked "exclude obese" and now 3.6%